…actually a couple ideas for songs about Splunk have made their way into my geeky little brain since my last blog post. Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re saying…”Hey Maverick, the world doesn’t need another nerdy song about an IT Search Platform.” My natural response is, you’re probably right, but I can’t help myself. I’m a nerd, a songwriter, I love Splunk: I have no choice!

So where’s the mp3, dude?!

Truth is, I am just too damn busy these days to spend time on it. That is one of the reasons why I haven’t posted a new blog entry since September of last year. Turns out the demand for Splunk has increased significantly since then, which means I am traveling more now, giving more Splunk demos and presentations, and assisting more companies with their Splunk evaluations than ever before. Don’t get me wrong, I love writing songs, but nothing is more satisfying than traveling across Midwest America to show off a product as cool as Splunk.

And when I say “travel”, boy do I mean “TRAVEL”!

As we say here in Dallas, TX, YEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!!!1!11!!

Splunk 3.0 is GA now!!!!

In celebration of this wonderful day, I would like to redirect you to a previous blog article regarding a song I wrote about being a Splunk user. It’s real geeky, I admit, but hey, if you use Splunk or are thinking about it, I’m am sure you can relate to it. And if you are a long-time customer already, well, then,…you know doing geeky stuff like this is part of being a Splunkhead.

Check out my rap song called “Splunk IT”

Also, if you have a sysadmin that is an absolute rockstar where you work, please go and nominate them for Sysadmin of the Year. Let us know what makes them a rockstar in your eyes and they might win some fabulous prizes, like a new guitar, laptop, a case of redbull, etc. Do it now!

After being extremely inspired by all you die-hard Splunk fans out there, I decided to lay down some high-tech “geeky” rhymes over some old familiar classic rock riffs, including Queen’s “We Will Rock You”, Rush’s “Tom Saywer”, and AC/DC’s “Back In Black”. So…

Here are the sick lyrics, dog!

Splunk IT (a rap by Eric “Maverick� Garner)
Copyright © 2007, Garner. All rights reserved.

We got all kinds of issues occurring in the system
They’ve always been there, but I guess we just missed ‘em
We need Splunk to help troubleshoot it
We got Red Hat 3.0, so we won’t have to chroot it

Yo, we got hundreds of servers in multiple locations
And the IT folks are venting all their frustrations
Telling me that grep is a bottleneck
We need something better, we need to Splunk IT

Oooooohhhh We need to Splunk IT
Yo, Yo, I’m telling you, dog, we need to Splunk IT
Oooooohhhh We need to Splunk IT
(Word to your mother)