Below are a few easter egg features found inside Splunk.

• From the commandline: “splunk ftw” produces an ascii-art “O’Rly?“.
• From the commandline: the “outputrawr” produces ascii-art fireworks.
• From the searchbox, piping results to the “marklar” processor (e.g. “*|marklar”), converts all search results into the Marklarian language.
• From the searchbox, piping result to the “loglady” processor (e.g., “*|loglady”), converts all the search results into quotes from Twin Peaks’s LogLady.

Enjoy them while they last, before they are removed by the Silliness Police, who%$($%%$
^H^H^H^NO CARRIER

The world’s most fun video game, keeping us sane — 1993’s Bomberman for NES, played on the Wii.
“Look out, rotsky, you’ve got fast aids!”